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When I send a poop joke out on Twitter, every single time, people write back, ' LOL, that's why I love you.You're not like every other bullshit celebrity.' It shows an artist detaching from the matrix of trying to micromanage perfection. So, it's not really about poop at all." This is pure Mayer talk. He operates in layers of meaning, where a poop joke is so much more than a poop joke.A class clown in his early years, Mayer had taken up the guitar by his midteens and had begun shutting himself off in his room to the exclusion of everything else.It's all he did and all he wanted to do – "kill it, kill it, kill it," with that guitar. While the other kids were listening to Nirvana, Mayer was deep into reading the Buddy Guy biography and cutting out the photos when he was done.John Mayer goes out to a club, any club, he feels bad about it if some big host man makes someone get up from the banquette and take their Grey Goose elsewhere so the skinny rock star with the weirdly elevated hair can sit down. "No, man, and after that happens eight, nine times, I'd rather just go home and Red Tube, good night. So maybe that really is his situation, despite who he is.It doesn't exactly thrill him, either, when he's got to take a leak, and the line is long, and now the big man guarding the bathroom is making some dude hop on both feet so that Mr. Sure, lots of people don't like him and his music, too poppy, too sensitive, his head is too big, he uses the word "meta" too often.Since 2001, he's released four studio albums, starting with is my best one.
"He seemed pretty disinterested in what was going on in school." For several years, Mayer took guitar lessons from Al Ferrante, owner of the Fairfield Guitar Center.
But then suddenly the girl's up on her feet and walking out.
But his guitar chops, especially in the bluesy area, are unquestionably great, and he can count Eric Clapton among his admirers.
Soon enough, he starts in on that one area of his life that he is most consumed by and least happy with. I'm too freaked out to meet anybody else." He puts down his drink. Like, you need to have them be able to go toe-to-toe with you intellectually. " His choices, he says, generally boil down to "urban technical, Japanese schoolboy, white Jay-Z or skinny, sleek rock guy." He hasn't done Japanese schoolboy in a while but today slips into skinny, sleek rock guy, in black cargo pants and a pair of white Mastermind sneakers.
But don't they also have to have a vagina you could pitch a tent on and just camp out on for, like, a weekend? As the day wears on, he might call his shrink, which he does on "an as-needed basis." He might practice the Israeli fighting art of Krav Maga, which he got totally into after breaking up with a girl and deciding to "get good at something she doesn't know about." He might call his friend Bob, a fellow vintage-watch nut, to discuss their collections.
And every time he sees a paparazzi, he can't help himself, he's got to act out; just the other day, he and his friend the well-known lesbian Samantha Ronson engaged in a bit of hot up-against-the-wall-oral-sex silliness for the cameras. But here he sits tonight, leather jacket pulled in tight against an early-evening chill, big soulful puppy-dog eyes looking more pensive than usual. "All I want to do now is fuck the girls I've already fucked, because I can't fathom explaining myself to somebody who can't believe I'd be interested in them, and they're going, ' But you're John Mayer! And he will not stop until he finds her, and her Joshua Tree of vaginas. All cozy in sweatpants and a hoodie, he usually turns in now; if he hasn't by 7 a.m., it's time for a Xanax or an Ambien.